Family "Affairs"

The only interesting part about family functions is the number of well dressed, pretty girls. The worst part comes when they are introduced to me as my first and second cousins.

Flights of Time

Time flies when you are procrastinating.

The Roller Coaster Ride

When I was a kid, I was very afraid of getting into one of those big dangerous rides at amusement parks. One year of travelling in the autos of Bangalore and I think I have overcome that fear.

Can things get any worse?

There used to be a time when no girl would accompany me to watch a movie. I used to think that things just couldn't get any worse. Now, even guys won't accompany me to the movies.

Idiotic Thoughts

Since I have had relative grading, I have been wishing there were more idiots in the world